I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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