her vagine was all disorganized.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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