So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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