He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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