ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4ā¦
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