drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Hippo gnu deer
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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