$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think people are normalizing furries
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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