How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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