What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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