jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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