Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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