"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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