We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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