If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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