hotel room ftw
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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