So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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