He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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