My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just saw a hot homeless man
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I accidentally burped into my bong.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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