ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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