her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
His nipple licking is glorious
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