OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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