i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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