ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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