It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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