After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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