I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize