How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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