Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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