party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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