I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i will never coherently bang her
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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