He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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