my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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