This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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