i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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