im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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