i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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