dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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