I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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