maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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