he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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