I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
