She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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