My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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