biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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