I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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