Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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