he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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