i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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