google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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