After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
should my penis look like a turkey
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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