i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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