I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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