"it" just moved
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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