She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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