Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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