i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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